drewthefreak:

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH 

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

peonymoonflower:

so fucking accurate

peonymoonflower:

so fucking accurate

ruinedchildhood:

umm
sourcefed:

Amazon Makes It Easy to Sell Drugs!BRB… gotta go clear my purchase history… http://bit.ly/1gD4DJF

sourcefed:

Amazon Makes It Easy to Sell Drugs!

BRB… gotta go clear my purchase history… 

http://bit.ly/1gD4DJF

ashleyyhoopstho:

Lol I was totally trying to conjure my patronus today :’D

ashleyyhoopstho:

Lol I was totally trying to conjure my patronus today :’D

unimpressedcats:

I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND GODDAMMMIT !!

unimpressedcats:

I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND GODDAMMMIT !!

camelknuckle:

megustamemes:

[compiled from tldrwikipedia]

still didn’t read