"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH
wtf kind of turtle is that
This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
so fucking accurate
Amazon Makes It Easy to Sell Drugs!
BRB… gotta go clear my purchase history…
Lol I was totally trying to conjure my patronus today :’D
I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND GODDAMMMIT !!
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