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Awe god has identity issues. How cute.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
"I don’t want a kitten" he said, "I don’t like cats"
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
sir, do you have any idea why i pulled you over? i thought your black ferrari would look really cool here with the sunset behind it. do you mind if I take a picture? damn, this is gonna get hella likes on instagram